Fucifier
Bloated Cat [2012]
Sure, I want to think of Mikey Erg as a guy who writes songs about feeling bad for eating too much of a banana split on a first date, but come on, don't you want to know a little more about the man behind the curtain? How about a thrashy, hardcore flexi with all instruments played by Mikey himself (with an end result better than most complete hardcore ensembles). It's loud, it's mean, it's entertaining, and it's GREAT. The only excuses you are allowed to have for not liking this record are: 1) You were born IN the 90's, 2) You are an evangelistic Christian, or 3), You are simply a pussy.